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yoncevevo:

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

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maliciousmelons:

when the teacher asks you about a question about something you learned before break

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lebaenese:

My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members

burgrs:

do u ever sing under ur breath and its rly good so u try singing with ur normal voice and 

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marielikestodraw:

Ways to Fake a Thigh Gap. (x)

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babymadrid:

Never forget Marcelo’s struggle, and the moment when Ronaldo was completely done with his shit.

babymadrid:

Never forget Marcelo’s struggle, and the moment when Ronaldo was completely done with his shit.

pedromirfilho:

WAT TIME IS IT JESUS CHRIST

pedromirfilho:

WAT TIME IS IT JESUS CHRIST

lieutenantstilinski:

edenidoigo:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

I can’t breathe

unexplained-events:

Tyson the Swan

Tyson will attack you if you come within a two-mile stretch of the Grand Union Canal in Bugbrooke, Northamptonshire. Joe Davies learned this the hard way and capsized.

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