teacher: you’re 5 minutes late
when the teacher asks you about a question about something you learned before break
My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members
do u ever sing under ur breath and its rly good so u try singing with ur normal voice and
Never forget Marcelo’s struggle, and the moment when Ronaldo was completely done with his shit.
WAT TIME IS IT JESUS CHRIST
tell me a secret
One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.
I can’t breathe