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fuck-benedict:

not wanting to date someone because you aren’t physically attracted to them doesn’t make you an asshole

wanting to sit at home watching TV instead of hanging out with people doesn’t make you an asshole

cutting off a friendship that was not satisfying to you doesn’t make you an asshole

first joined tumblr: woah how do you do those gifs and cool edits
me now: woah how do you do those gifs and cool edits
yer-a-blizzard-harreh:

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

is this what fame feels like

yer-a-blizzard-harreh:

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

is this what fame feels like

obsessedwiththeroyals:

George throwing a bitch to the floor

helioscentrifuge:

lillithcosplay:

You can either 14 or 132 that’s it! Either 14 or 132, no in between jUST FUCKING 14 OR 132 JUST FUCKING MAKE 132 YOU PIECE OF SHIT 132 PANCAKES FOR YOUR FUCKING BREAKFAST

helioscentrifuge:

lillithcosplay:

You can either 14 or 132 that’s it! Either 14 or 132, no in between jUST FUCKING 14 OR 132 JUST FUCKING MAKE 132 YOU PIECE OF SHIT 132 PANCAKES FOR YOUR FUCKING BREAKFAST

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

i think we found the opposite of nash greir

(Source: the90sk-i-d-s)

the-vashta-nerada:

fckn-dumb:

the-vashta-nerada:

fckn-dumb:

what do you call a snake that studies past events 

DON’T YOU DARE

HISSSSTORIAN

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(Source: canaba)

wessasaurus-rex:

kamoedesu:

So I went looking at Gordon Ramsay videos and found this and laughed for about 10 minutes.

HAHAHAHAAHAH this is fucking amazing 

(Source: kamoe)

stalecheeto:

nintendofunclub:

bizarrejelly5:

I'm in love with you, and I'm not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. I'm in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we're all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we'll ever have, and I am in love with you.”

who the fuck talks like this?

she’s crying because he wont stop talking to her.

this is a 40 year old man’s writing..

(Source: everdeenes)

i-will-pursue-your-presence:

mythologyhotspot:

scottman99:

heyitsodette:

Splash Mountain Photos

YES

It’s funnier everytime I see it.

I like human beings.